I have request. People stop naming kids stupid things. You are fan of movie/book/author/city/object, good for you. Don’t use kid for outlet. Stop naming with stupid because you fan of something. They are ones have to live with name, not you. You think stupid name is cute? Go to courthouse, and change yours. Then at least kids only have to be embarrassed of your name, not own.
You say you love offspring, why you give them name so they get beat up? Because you think name is cute, funny or homage? Stop madness. Stop naming brood nouns, adjectives, verbs, names of cities, states, sports teams, etc. It cruel and you deserve bad things happen. You want unique child? Teach them how. Naming them stupid name not make kids unique, creative, artistic or whatever. It just make them target of ridicule and humiliation. You like stupid name so much, you be called Halo Godzilla Whizzpop. Not make other human being live with stupid name.