So it seems I wasn’t a zombie, it was just a bit of indigestion. Lactose intolerance is a bitch. So I went away on a bit of a retreat to the Texas Hill Country to recuperate and I am back to normal. Thanks for all the support and check back now and again to see the wonders of the interwebs vomited all over this site.
To thank you for your patience, I give you “Princess Costumes Done Right”. You are welcome.